Jar of Absolutely Fuck All | Funny Novelty Glass Jar

Jar of Absolutely Fuck All | Funny Novelty Glass Jar

The perfect gift for someone who wants absolutely nothing. Literally.

Struggling to buy for that impossible person? Problem solved.

Introducing the Jar of Absolutely Fuck All — a beautifully presented jar containing precisely what it promises. Nothing. Not a single thing.

Because sometimes the best gifts are the ones that make people laugh!

Featuring bold black and metallic gold lettering, cute hearts and little sparkle details, this cheeky jar looks far more expensive than its contents.

Product Details

• Clear glass storage jar
• Gold-coloured screw-top lid
• Bold black and metallic gold vinyl lettering
• Decorative hearts and sparkle details
• Reusable for sweets, treats or whatever you fancy
• Individually decorated
• Supplied completely empty — absolutely fuck all included!

Perfect For

• Secret Santa and office gifts
• Birthdays and Christmas
• Friends with a sarcastic sense of humour
• That person who says they don’t want anything
• Anyone who’s impossible to buy for

Price: £8.99

Postage calculated at checkout.

The Present Problem — Gifts with attitude. Zero apologies.