Orange plant pot with black flowers, crescent moons and Dead Inside Still Growing lettering

Dead inside| Rude Plant Pot

£7.50 GBP
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Orange plant pot with black flowers, crescent moons and Dead Inside Still Growing lettering
  • Orange plant pot with black flowers, crescent moons and Dead Inside Still Growing lettering
  • Orange plant pot with black flowers, crescent moons and Dead Inside Still Growing lettering
Dead inside| Rude Plant Pot

Dead inside| Rude Plant Pot

£7.50 GBP
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Dead Inside, Still Growing – Funny Plant Pot 🖤

Mentally fucked. Physically photosynthesising.

Life’s a shitshow, your motivation’s gone missing and you’re running entirely on caffeine and questionable decisions.

But look at you. Still growing. Sort of.

Our Dead Inside, Still Growing plant pot is perfect for anyone who’s emotionally checked out but somehow still managing to keep a plant alive.

Featuring a bold black floral design with moons, stars and leafy details, it’s a little bit gothic, a little bit pretty and a whole lot of relatable.

The boring shit:

  • 8cm orange terracotta-coloured pot
  • Black floral, moon and star design
  • Features the words “Dead Inside, Still Growing”
  • Perfect for small houseplants and succulents
  • Sold individually
  • Plant not included — keeping yourself alive is enough responsibility.

Perfect for: Your emotionally exhausted bestie, the office burnout, your favourite miserable bastard or yourself. No judgement here.

Dead inside. Still growing. Unfortunately.

The Present Problem — offending people one gift at a time.