{"product_id":"grow-up-dickhead-8cm-plant-pot","title":"Grow Up Dickhead – Funny Cactus Plant Pot 🌵","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrow Up Dickhead – Funny Cactus Plant Pot 🌵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people need encouragement. Others need telling to grow the fuck up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrow Up Dickhead\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e plant pot — a tiny pot with a massive attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a cheeky cactus design, complete with little hearts and bold black lettering, this terracotta-coloured pot is perfect for anyone who needs a gentle reminder to get their shit together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for that immature mate, annoying sibling, sarcastic colleague or anyone whose personality could use a little watering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe little details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8cm terracotta-coloured plant pot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold black cactus illustration with hearts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFeatures the words \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Grow Up Dickhead”\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for succulents, cacti and other small plants\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSold individually\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlant not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Birthdays, Secret Santa, housewarming gifts or simply insulting someone you love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall pot. Big attitude. Zero fucks given.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Present Problem — because boring gifts are a problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Present Problem ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55557228200263,"sku":null,"price":7.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/0589\/1655\/files\/IMG_5164.png?v=1792907926","url":"https:\/\/thepresentproblem.co.uk\/products\/grow-up-dickhead-8cm-plant-pot","provider":"The Present Problem ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}